
2005 · Comedy · 22 min
The escapades of Stan Smith, a conservative C.I.A. Agent dealing with family life, while keeping America safe.
Pilot
In order to help him get a girlfriend, Stan rigs the school election to make Steve class president. Things go awry when the powers of his new position go to his head.
Threat Levels
Feeling like her life has hit a slump, Francine gets a job as a real estate agent who makes more money than Stan. Meanwhile, Stan, feeling emasculated, gets an idea from Steve to film "bum fights" and make profit.
Stan Knows Best
When Hayley dyes her hair green and moves into her boyfriend's van, Stan decides to cut her off financially. Hayley, in need of money, gets a job as a waitress at a strip club.
Francine's Flashback
After forgetting their anniversary, Stan arranges to have the last 24 hours of Francine's memory erased, but accidentally erases two decades causing Francine to believe she's 19 again.
Roger Codger
Roger runs away after he and Stan have an argument. Once the CIA finds out, they organize a search team in order to find him and bring him in for questioning. So now Stan must either kill Roger or choose friendship over his career.
Homeland Insecurity
Stan panics after discovering that his new neighbors are Iranian-American; Steve finds himself at the mercy of the Scout Rangers.
Deacon Stan, Jesus Man
In another one of his attempts to one up his neighbor, Chuck White, Stan runs for deacon of his church. Meanwhile, Steve falls in love with Chuck's daughter, Betsy.
Bullocks to Stan
Stan worships the ground Mr. Bullock walks on, but things complicate once he discovers Bullock has formed a physical relationship with his daughter, Hayley.
A Smith in the Hand
Stan becomes addicted to masturbation, and when he is caught by his son, he blames it on television and declares war on TV.
All About Steve (2005)
After disowning Steve for being a geek, Stan must rely on his son's knowledge of science fiction and fantasy to catch a cyber-terrorist.
Con Heir (2005)
A man claiming to be Stan's real father shows up at his father's funeral. Stan explains that the man to whom everyone knew to be his father was in reality a stranger he met at a bus stop on his wedding day. So now Stan's real father, a secret agent, wants Stan to accompany him on a top secret mission. Unbeknownst to Stan, his father has a hidden agenda.
Stan of Arabia: Part 1
After embarrassing his boss at an award ceremony, Stan and his family are transfered to Somalia . At first hesitant, Stan quickly begins to enjoy the fascist ways of the country and even goes as far as getting a second wife after Francine refuses to do work until Stan asks for his old job back. While outside of the house, Steve learns that boys his age are considered men in the new country & Haley falls in love with a terrorist.
Stan of Arabia: Part 2
Cultures continue to clash, and the entire Smith family is arrested by the Vice and Virtue Police and sentenced to death by stoning.
Stannie Get Your Gun
Stan's efforts to get Hayley to become a gun-lover backfire on him when she accidentally shoots him and turns him into a quadriplegic.
Star Trek
Roger is overjoyed to discover that Steve's new book is all about him - until he finds out that it paints him in an unflattering light.
Not Particularly Desperate Housewife
In order to gain entry in a women's social club known as the Ladybugs, Francine pretends she is cheating on Stan. After her fellow Ladybugs wish to meet her "boytoy", guilt stricken Francine confesses that she is not having an affair. Now she must either actually cheat on her husband or the Ladybugs will kill her in an attempt to keep their secrets safe.
Rough Trade
When Stan and Roger trade places, Roger gets a job as a car salesman, while Stan ends up in jail.
Finances with Wolves
Francine gets a kiosk at the mall, feeling that her life is getting stagnant. Meanwhile, Klaus is given a human body and Stan has to stop him before he seduces Francine.
It's Good to Be the Queen
Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him, Stan wants revenge by showing off that he married a homecoming queen, Francine.
Roger 'n' Me
Stan and Roger become best friends in Atlantic City, taking their friendship to a whole new, unexpected level, when Roger absorbs all of Stan's memories. Meanwhile, Hayley and Steve conspire to break up a good-looking couple so that they can date the two.
Helping Handis
Stan devises a plan to make Steve more popular at school, but the plan backfires when the side effects make him a little too popular; Francine becomes a surgeon and aids a criminal organization.
With Friends Like Steve's
Steve's friend Barry turns evil after skipping his meds, and schemes to replace Steve in Stan's life.
Tears of a Clooney
Stan enlists his contacts at the CIA to help make Francine's birthday wish come true - to destroy George Clooney.
Camp Refoogee
Steve accidentally ends up in a refugee camp, optimistic Stan joins him and starts a camp Olympics between the refugees and the rebel faction across the river.
The American Dad After School Special
Steve starts dating an overweight girl. Stan's insecurity about his own body image leads him to anorexia.
Failure is Not a Factory-Installed Option
Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.
Lincoln Lover
When Stan's Abraham Lincoln themed play is taken the wrong way, he accidentally stumbles upon a group of gay republicans!
Dungeons and Wagons
Stan becomes a street car racer to satisfy Francine's need for adventure and excitement, and Jeff becomes an online gamer with Steve and his friends after Hayley breaks up with him
Iced, Iced Babies
Francine wants to have another baby, but Stan doesn't want one. Ultimately, he gives in, but for some reason unknown to her, she can't seem to get pregnant.
Of Ice and Men
Francine discovers the horrible secret that Stan's been keeping from her every winter: he's a closet figure skater.
Irregarding Steve
When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn't as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City.
The Best Christmas Story Never Told
Stan goes to the past to keep Jane Fonda from ruining Christmas, but he winds up creating an alternate future where the United States has been taken over by the Soviet Union.
Bush Comes to Dinner
When Stan enters an essay-writing contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep.
American Dream Factory
Stan hires a family of Mexican illegal aliens to help launch his new teddy bear business, and Roger gets Steve kicked out of his own garage band.
A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial (2007)
Roger finds another neighborhood kid to be his best friend, but winds up getting in an abusive relationship. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine become obsessed with saving Mr. Pibb after they find out that it is being discontinued.
Black Mystery Month (2007)
While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a dangerous secret.
An Apocalypse to Remember
Stan lies to his family and tells them they're the only survivors of a nuclear attack. Meanwhile, Roger sets up a phony wedding so that he can register for a new blender.
Four Little Words
CIA director Bullock accidentally kills one of Francine's friends while on a blind date. But Stan is forced to frame Francine for the crime so that he doesn't have to hear her say "I told you so."
When a Stan Loves a Woman
When Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage might be on shaky ground.
I Can't Stan You
When Stan discovers that everyone in the neighborhood hates him, he uses his CIA connections to have them evicted. Roger and Steve discover the perks of working together as scam artists.
The Magnificent Steven
When Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse, he recounts his story of how the ordeal started out as a quest to make Steve a man.
Joint Custody
When Roger finds out that Hayley's boyfriend, Jeff, is wanted in Florida for smuggling marijuana, he and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase Jeff across the country.
The Vacation Goo
Francine discovers that every one of their family vacations have been artificially experienced in tanks filled with green goo. This makes her very angry and she demands a real vacation. When they finally go on a real vacation Francine thinks this vacation must be fake too since it seems too good to be true. She therefore causes the family to suffer the consequences. Simultaneously, Roger attempts to become the greatest actor who ever lived.
Meter Made
A court-imposed sentence forces Stan to perform community service as a meter maid, which provides him with an opportunity to provide Francine with the home of her dreams.
Dope and Faith
Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but Brett turns out to be an atheist.
Big Trouble in Little Langley
Stan gets fed up with Francine's Asian adoptive parents and sets out to find her real parents, and Steve injures himself with fireworks trying to impress a girl.
Haylias
Stan's plan to brainwash Hayley and get her married could have disastrous and perhaps deadly consequences for Stan, and Roger and Steve become competing private investigators.
The 42-Year-Old Virgin
Stan reveals that he has never killed anyone in the line of duty, so Stan's friends and Roger try to set him up for an easy first kill.
Surro-Gate
Francine agrees to be the surrogate mother for their gay neighbors' child. But when the child is born, Stan kidnaps her and plans to take her to Nebraska, where he can legally keep the child away from them.
The Most Adequate Christmas Ever
Stan dies while trying to get the perfect Christmas tree. After he dies, he petitions for a second chance at life, which leads to a trial where he must prove that he deserves it.
Frannie 911
Francine fakes Roger's kidnapping so that she can prove to Roger that Stan still cares about him. So why won't Stan pay his ransom?
Tearjerker
In a James Bond parody, Stan Smith plays a secret agent trying to stop a fiendish plot for world domination by Tearjerker, played by Roger the Alien.
Oedipal Panties
When Stan's mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan's umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life.
Widowmaker
The reveal of a dark secret stirs up Stan and Francine's newfound sense of connection. Steve plots an un-bee-lievable revenge plan against Hayley.
Red October Sky
An old Soviet rival from Stan's past moves in across the street and tries to turn Steve into a Communist, and Roger and Klaus vacation in Europe.
Office Spaceman
Roger gets a job at the CIA when he poses as a photographer who got pictures of an alien. Steve and Hayley discover that their mom is prejudiced against left-handed people.
Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold
Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life and realizes his sweet dream of leaving a legacy on the world.
Spring Break-up
With Francine gone to visit her parents, Roger holds a Spring Break blowout at the Smith house. During the festivities, Stan falls for a "Spring Break Buddy" and Steve is on the verge of losing his virginity.
In Country... Club
Stan takes Steve to a Vietnam War reenactment before Steve sings the National Anthem to a veteran's group, but the experience changes Steve in ways that Stan never anticipated.
Moon Over Isla Island
Stan gets Roger to pose as a Caribbean island dictator to get a treaty signed and so that he can get a helicopter, but Roger has other plans after he figures out that Stan is using him.
Home Adrone
When Steve has the house to himself while the rest of the Smiths are away, he and his friends crash and then lose $50 million military drone that is under the care of his father.
Brains, Brains and Automobiles
When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan. There's only one problem: Roger is still living in the attic fighting for every second of attention he can get. When Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient, he finally gets a place of his own. Stan fears that he will bore Francine into leaving him and cooks up a scheme to bring Roger back to the house and liven things up. Meanwhile at camp, Steve and his pals fall prey to a scheme that doesn't quite have the effect they were hoping for.
Man in the Moonbounce
Stan vows to live out all the teenage pranks he missed with Steve and his friends. But when they are caught, he winds up going to prison.
Shallow Vows
Francine lets herself go right before she and Stan renew their vows after she learns that Stan married her for her looks. Stan responds by having his retinas removed so that he doesn't have to look at her.
My Morning Straitjacket
Stan becomes obsessed with the rock band My Morning Jacket and follows them on tour.
G-String Circus
Hayley decides to start an eco-friendly business so she can donate the profits to charity, but Stan tells her to open a dry cleaners. When she refuses, Stan adopts a stripper and opens a dry cleaners to show Hayley his idea works.
Rapture's Delight
Stan and Francine are left behind after the Rapture, and wind up playing critical roles in Jesus Christ's war against the Antichrist.
Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth
The Smiths' savings are gone, so Stan selfishly takes out a second mortgage and buys a racehorse so that he can save his SUV. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends try to help an obese shut-in to make some money.
A Jones for a Smith
Stan becomes addicted to crack, mistakenly thinking that it is cold medicine.
May the Best Stan Win
Stan gives Francine "love coupons" for Valentine's Day, but refuses to honor them once he becomes preoccupied with his very own CIA cyborg. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve and his friends remake a classic '80s movie.
Return of the Bling
Stan discovers that Roger is one of his all-time heroes: a member of the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team. But when he also discovers that Roger used steroids, he turns to his other hero for advice on how to handle it.
Cops & Roger
In an attempt to prove his manhood to Stan, Roger joins the Police Academy. However it's not very long until he becomes a corrupt cop.
Merlot Down Dirty Shame
While out tasting wines, drunken Roger kisses Francine, who decides to tell Stan about the incident.
Bully for Steve (2010)
Roger studies crime scene photography while Stan bullies Steve to toughen him up.
An Incident at Owl Creek
Stan cannot escape the shame and humiliation from an embarrassing incident in the pool at a neighborhood party, until he discovers that the only person who can save him is President Obama.
Great Space Roaster
Roger feels humiliated after the Smiths roast him for his birthday, so he sets out to kill the family.
100 A.D.
When Stan learns that Hayley has run off with Jeff and plans to elope, he offers a reward to the person who can stop them.
Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls
Stan's plan to out-do the neighbor's fancy haunted house backfires when Roger releases the serial killers he was borrowing from the CIA. Meanwhile, Steve faces Toshi's revenge when he takes a liking to his sister Akiko.
Stan's Food Restaurant
Roger helps Stan fulfill his dream of owning a family fun restaurant, but Roger later takes over the project and fires Stan, causing him to create his own rival restaurant.
White Rice
After all of Francine's repressed memories come back to her, she decides to be a stand-up comedienne and gets her own sitcom. Meanwhile, Steve finds a female companion for Klaus, but he quickly grows tired of her.
There Will Be Bad Blood
Stan invites his half-Native American brother to his house every Thanksgiving to show off his wealth--until they visit him for Thanksgiving and discover that he's a multi-millionaire.
The People vs. Martin Sugar
Stan serves as jury foreman for the trial of one of Roger's personae, and he is hell-bent on making sure the jury finds him guilty.
For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls
The Smith family is targeted by a resurrected Santa Claus after Stan and Steve accidentally shoot and kill him.
Fart-Break Hotel
Bored and disillusioned with her role as a housewife, Francine decides to take on a new identity. Meanwhile, Steve travels back in time to find a beautiful woman from a Nagel painting.
Stanny Boy and Frantastic
Stan and Francine make friends with a younger couple, but they can't keep up with their very active lifestyle. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger try to get a product refund over the telephone.
A Piñata Named Desire
With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes.
You Debt Your Life
Roger moves out of his attic after learning of the life debt he got from Stan, but he starts to regret moving out of his home. When Roger tries to move back, he becomes heartbroken that Stan has replaced him with someone else. Roger does something desperate in order to repay Stan, but he gets injured by a polar bear at the zoo. Roger goes to Area 51 so he can get his fanny pack that contains a lubricant to heal Stan. Roger is able to save Stan, but they are chased by Area 51 personnel, the two are able to escape. Stan allows Roger to move back to his house and the two ditch Andy Dick, but he robs a pharmacy after he finds out the drugs he got from Stan are fake. Meanwhile, Steve becomes the new announcer, but he goes crazy with power. Snot is able to get Steve kicked off the morning announcements after he rants about his newfound power. Snot apologizes to Steve for getting him removed, but he forgives his friend. Unfortunately, Snot goes on the same power trip as Steve and he gets kicked off from the announcements. When Barry does the announcements, he starts cussing loudly in front of the student body. Principal Lewis becomes disgusted over the student's actions, but he unknowingly confesses his sins.
I Am the Walrus
Stan resorts to extreme and cruel measures to humiliate Steve and maintain his alpha-male status in the house, and Hayley and Jeff turn to Principal Lewis for marriage counseling.
School Lies
In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan begins playing golf with Senator Buckingham. Things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator's daughter to a drug lord, forcing Stan must choose between family and his career.
License to Till
When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.
Jenny Fromdabloc
After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve's cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan want to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.
Home Wrecker
Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other.
Gorillas in the Mist
Stan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go horribly wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exhibit. Meanwhile, Roger bets Hayley that he can become a great Country singer and sets out to write the most heartbreaking song of all time.
Hot Water
Stan is stressed by family life and decides to buy a hot tub for the backyard, but the hot tub soon becomes an obsession for him once it begins to sing.
Hurricane!
When the Smiths decide to stay home during a hurricane that hits Quahog, Stoolbend and Langley Falls, they must fight tooth and nail to survive.
A Ward Show
While Stan and Francine go on vacation to a water park, Roger upsets Steven when he uses his new custody status to get principal Lewis fired.
The Worst Stan
Stan convinces principal Lewis to get married so that he will get to be the best man, but his plan hits a snag when he invites principal Lewis's old cell mate to the wedding. Meanwhile, Roger goes to Miami to show off his new shorts.
Virtual In-Stanity
Stan creates the avatar of a sexy high school girl so that he can participate more in Steve's life, and Roger gets revenge on a group of fraternity brothers who stiffed him on a limo ride.
The Scarlet Getter
Stan gets insanely jealous when Roger picks up on his old crush from CIA boot camp, and Steve discovers that he has a pair of "lucky panties".
Season's Beatings
Stan is excommunicated from the church, but he finds a way to get back in when he discovers that Haley and Jeff's newly adopted son is actually the Antichrist.
The Unbrave One
While Stan and Francine try to figure out if Francine is pregnant, Steve tries to become a superhero in a desperate effort to gain his dad's respect, only to have Roger steal the spotlight.
Stanny Tendergrass
Stan's efforts to teach Steve the value of hard work and earn membership to a country club backfire on him, and Francine tries to come up with the next big catchphrase.
Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key
Steve and Roger try to solve a case as the fictional detectives "Wheels and the Legman," but Stan threatens to ruin the whole case by joining the team as their new sidekick.
Old Stan in the Mountain
An old man puts a hex on Stan that causes him to age prematurely, while Roger deliberately misleads Francine in order to get her to go along on a strange mission.
The Wrestler
Stan is willing to go to extreme lengths to make sure that Steve's friend Barry doesn't break his consecutive wrestling wins record.
Dr. Klaustus
Klaus gets one of Roger's alter egos deployed to Iraq so that he can take over as the family therapist, but he winds up doing more harm than good.
Stan's Best Friend
Stan refuses to get Steve a pet dog, but Francine buys him one anyway. But when the dog is injured and winds up on life support, Stan is willing to go to outrageous lengths to keep it alive.
Less Money, Mo' Problems
Stan and Francine try to live a month on a minimum wage salary to prove a point to Haley and Jeff, while Roger and Steve try to get their hands on a Ferrari to get back at Klaus.
The Kidney Stays in the Picture
Stan suspects he's not really Hayley's father.
Ricky Spanish
Steve convinces Roger to redeem his most hated and disgusting persona, Ricky Spanish, while Stan and Francine get a visit from the Nigerian boy they once sponsored.
Toy Whorey
Stan takes Steve to Mexico for sex so that he will forget about playing with toys, but they get kidnapped instead. Meanwhile, Roger searches for the perfect wine to go with Francine's steaks.
Love, AD Style
While Jeff is away, Roger realizes that he has a crush on Haley. Meanwhile, Stan decides to sell his SUV himself instead of trading it in for lower than his asking price.
Killer Vacation
While on vacation, Bullock gives Stan an assignment, Haley and Jeff try to rekindle their dead sex life, Roger poses as an elderly female widow, and Steve goes on a mission to find nudity.
Can I Be Frank with You?
Francine poses as a male CIA agent to get into Stan's CIA men's club, and Steve and his friends become members of a 12-person boy band.
American Stepdad
Roger marries Stan's mom and becomes Stan's new stepfather, and Steve and his friends stumble upon a new "The Fast and the Furious" script.
Why Can't We Be Friends?
When Stan objects to Steve and Snot's too close, spandex clad, relationship, he kidnaps Snot. Roger's mugger persona keeps robbing Jeff; in the house.
Adventures in Hayleysitting (2012)
When Steve's baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he's not a goody-goody.
National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well - The Hole Story
Greg and Terry announce that Fran is actually "Baby Franny", who fell in a well as a toddler. Her rescuer got trapped himself, and Fran feels pressure to do something spectacular. Stan, Roger and Hideki start a business.
Finger Lenting Good
The Smith family tries to break bad habits.
The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari
Francine regrets deciding to teach Roger the value of hard work; Steve interviews Stan for a school project
Blood Crieth Unto Heaven (2013)
A stage production version of the showing dealing with Stan's repressed childhood memories of his father abandoning the family.
Max Jets
Roger's filthy-rich persona is released from prison, but the Smiths become angry when he decides to leave his money to a gold-digger instead of them.
Naked to the Limit, One More Time
Roger reveals his true identity to Jeff, and then tells him he is his imaginary friend to keep the secret. Meanwhile, Steve takes steps to improve the shape of his rear end.
For Black Eyes Only
Secret agent Stan Smith is assigned another high-stakes mission against Tearjerker and Black Villain.
Spelling Bee My Baby
Francine tries to ensure that Steve beats Toshi's sister Akiko in a spelling bee while Roger and Stan try to help Hayley go through the stages of grief over Jeff's departure.
The Missing Kink
Stan discovers his own kinks after discovering that Francine is aroused by spankings, while Snot shockingly gets a date with Hayley.
The Boring Identity
Francine turns Stan into the perfect husband.
The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith
Stan becomes Agent Bullock's new protege.
Lost in Space
Jeff finds himself surrounded by aliens on a ship traveling in space.
Da Flippity Flop
Klaus's human body is found, but Stan's lab ruins the body before Klaus can reclaim it. So Klaus gets revenge on Stan by switching bodies with him.
Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure
Steve and Snot create two clones so that they can have a date to a school dance, but things do not go as planned.
Poltergasm
A poltergeist visits the Smith family.
Buck, Wild (2013)
Steve is eager to prove that he's no longer a little boy, so he sets off to prove his manhood by joining Stan, Bullock, and the rest of the CIA on their annual hunting trip. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus set off on a cross-country road trip.
Crotchwalkers (2013)
In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she's still a "cool" mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall. But when their attempt to pull off the ultimate heist at "The Gash" goes awry, Steve is captured and sent to a Venezuelan sweatshop. Meanwhile, Roger, Hayley and Klaus form Langley Falls' first Russian Balalaika trio.
Kung Pao Turkey
Stan feels like he's being run out of his own home when Francine's parents come to Thanksgiving dinner; Francine's mother tries to fix Hayley up with an eligible Chinese bachelor.
Independent Movie
Steve fancies himself and the guys as stars of an independent "coming of age" movie as they join Snot on a cross-country trip to his dad's funeral.
Faking Bad
Hayley uses Steve's talent for creating fake IDs to start a business, but they're forced to deal with another fake ID kingpin in Langley Falls: Roger.
Minstrel Krampus
Stan and Roger travel to the North Pole to rescue Steve from an infamous Christmas demon.
Vision: Impossible
When Roger wakes up from a coma after a car accident, he has the ability to see into the future.
Familyland
The Smiths take a family vacation to a medieval-style theme park where they're taken prisoner when the frozen head of the park is accidentally thawed.
Cock of the Sleepwalk
After killing his 100th victim, Stan develops a persona that does nice things, which the real Stan would never do.
Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses
Roger switches faces with Steve to help him win over the hot girl at school, while Stan and Francine become stewardesses to stop Mark Cuban from blowing up the sun.
I Ain't No Holodeck Boy
Stan drugs Steve and his friends and puts them in the CIA holodeck just to give them the outdoor experience, while Hayley makes herself Roger's queen after buying his home star on the International Star Registry.
Stan Goes on the Pill
A new CIA drug designed to help Stan pretend to listen to Francine has a disastrous side effect, and Roger and Klaus take advantage of the situation to start their new business.
Honey, I'm Homeland
Hayley suspects that Stan has been "turned" when he comes home after being kidnapped by a group of radicals while on a mission to infiltrate the "Occupy" movement.
She Swill Survive
Stan decides Hayley needs to be independent, so she gets a job at Roger's bar, where Bullock drinks, and Stan realises he can use her to learn how to impress him. Kluas forces Steve and Snot to learn about German culture.
Rubberneckers
Stan gets into an accident upon discovering his talent for checking out women, while Roger and Klaus try to hide a wine stain on the new couch.
Permanent Record Wrecker
Stan is fired from the CIA due to budget cuts and is forced to work at a grocery store where Steve is the manager, while Roger makes a bargain to win a bet with a coffee shop musician.
News Glances with Genevieve Vavance
Hayley stages Steve's kidnapping in order to gain favor from Roger's new persona--a television news anchor named Genevieve Vavance.
The Longest Distance Relationship
Just as Haley finally gets over Jeff and considers dating a millionaire, Jeff contacts her from space via C.B. radio.
Roger Passes the Bar
A sexy new next-door neighbor promises to take Steve and his friends' virginity in return for housework.
A Boy Named Michael
Greg and Terry choose to adopt a Russian boy, but after Roger sees the kind of life they are living, he gets rid of the real boy and takes his place.
Blagsnarst, a Love Story
Roger and Francine stumble upon another alien in the woods and Roger tries to romance her, but he soon becomes annoyed with her behavior and wants to call the CIA to have them take her away, but then he has a change of heart and decides not to.
Blonde Ambition
Hayley dyes her hair blonde so that people will listen to her when she talks about charities. Stan and Steve look for a new house.
CIAPOW
Stan and his fellow CIA agents are in danger of losing their jobs to advancing technology. They plan a dangerous heist to prove that humans are smarter than machines.
Scents and Sensei-bility
Steve and Snot's friendship is put to the test when Snot joins a karate class, and the rest of the Smith family makes Klaus an "outside fish."
Big Stan on Campus
On furlough from work, Stan takes a temporary job as a security guard for a community college. Meanwhile, Roger tries to earn extra money for the family by turning the house into an inn.
Now and Gwen
Francine's trouble-making sister, Gwen, comes to live with the family and her arrival dredges up a long-buried secret from Francine's past.
Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas
Stan grows tired of his daily responsibilities and makes a Christmas wish to swap lives with the free-spirited Principal Lewis.
LGBSteve
Haley and Steve join an all girl Rollerblading team, while Stan and Francine get a visit from an all knowing gardener.
Morning Mimosa
Steve seeks his independence from Francine by becoming an online video cooking sensation.
My Affair Lady
Hayley considers having an affair with a married man, but what about Jeff?
A Star Is Reborn
Stan and Francine travel to Hollywood for vacation. An aging movie star believes Stan is the reincarnation of a Hollywood legend and uses him to make one last film.
Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour
Francine becomes a successful self-published mystery novelist and the family travels to New York to attend a convention.
The Shrink
Stan is traumatized by a random act of violence and seeks to establish a sense of control by creating a miniature version of Langley Falls.
Holy Sh*t, Jeff's Back
Jeff has escaped from space, or has he?
American Fung
A Chinese billionaire purchases the "American Dad!" TV show and remakes it as he sees fit.
Seizures Suit Stanny
Stan suffers the drastic side effects of taking a seizure medication.
Roots
Stan opposes the building of a new arena football stadium because his "tree father" will be cut down. Klaus recommends a specialist for Steve to help him become taller.
The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith
Steve decides to join a varsity sports team to get girls, but he can't do anything. So Klaus helps him join the water polo team. When Steve turns into a jerk Klaus stops helping. Roger and Stan buy a boat, but don't know how sail.
Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six
Roger uses hypnosis to send Hayley back to six-year-old "Happy Haley," but Jeff and Klaus want the old Haley back. Steve and his friends get a slow cooker to cook some pork.
N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)
After Stan embarrasses Steve at work, Steve decides to sell him out to his rivals at the NSA. Roger convinces Hayley to go on a 24-hour meat-eating binge.
Stan Smith Is Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Break
Home issues cause Stan to stress out, so he decides to take a job investigating a group of surfers to get away from everything.
Kiss Kiss Cam Cam
An embarrassing moment on the Kiss Cam causes Stan to realize that he and Francine have nothing in common. Roger revives a Nevada politician persona to take down a company polluting the water supply.
The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin
Haley tries to get revenge on Stan for a childhood drawing he destroyed while Roger goes all out to get a jacket with reward points.
Stan-Dan Deliver
Roger becomes a teacher for inner city kids while Stan and Francine figure out their retirement plans.
Anchorfran
Francine helps Greg out with the news and becomes a news anchor. In the meantime Roger, Haley and Steve set out to find a boy pictured in a 1990's board game.
The Two Hundred
Stan journeys through a post apocalyptic world in search for his family.
The Unincludeds
Steve and Snot alter their futures and throw a party for the uncool kids, meanwhile Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order.
The Dentist's Wife
Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist'?s wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.
Widow's Pique
Francine comes to reality with her future fate as a widow considering Stan's dangerous job. Steve and the boys pretend to be professional wrestlers, until principal Lewis ruins their fun.
The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad
Steve's live-action role-playing fun with his friends is spoiled when Francine decides to play along. Stan and Roger decide to create a theme park in their home after Stan brings home a pet shark.
Daesong Heavy Industries
Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented Noah'?s Ark.
Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence
Stan takes the family to church and Steve questions everything. Stan decides to help Steve develop some faith, but the plan backfires when Steve points out logical flaws with faith and religion. Stan spirals into a deep depression where he attempts to find pleasure and meaning in life, but finds none. When Stan almost drowns in a pool he has a vision of God. Stan believes that he is the new Noah and that he must get his family to an ark in order to survive the flood.
Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth
Steve narrates his day, in the style of "Trapped in the Closet" by R. Kelly; Roger's basketball playing persona, "Billy Jesusworth" and Stan play against each other in a basketball tournament.
Mine Struggle
Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, but Steve turns out to be the rightful owner of the land, and faces pressure from the family to sell out.
Garfield and Friends
Stan tries to get Hayley to learn something about history. Meanwhile, Steve becomes an author for the school newspaper.
Gifted Me Liberty
Stan tries to crack down on whoever did not bring a present to the C.I.A. Christmas party; Steve poses as a boyfriend for several female classmates.
Next of Pin
Stan and Steve enter a father son bowling tournament, while Roger and Hailey try to prove who has the better attention span.
Standard Deviation
Stan is afraid that Hayley is drifting aimlessly through life, so he tries to teach her the value of a good plan. Stan takes Hayley on a CIA mission, but the mission backfires when Bullock fails to develop a good plan. Hayley discovers that Bullock is sleep-deprived which is leading him to plan dangerous missions. In order to save Stan, Hayley must teach him how to improvise. Meanwhile, Jeff tries to recreate a musical instrument he saw in a dream.
Father's Daze
Stan keeps erasing his family's memories, forcing them to redo Father's Day until they get it right.
Fight and Flight
Stan helps Steve to go above and beyond on his history project, fearing Steve may be losing his smarts. Meanwhile, Klaus longs for a human body again someday.
The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba
Stan and Steve become sushi chefs while Haley tries to help Roger seek peace through meditation.
Portrait of Francine's Genitals
Stan becomes outraged when a painting of Francine's genitalia is placed in a museum.
Bahama Mama
Hayley and Jeff are trying to have a baby, but Stan gets upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather; Steve and Klaus join a drug gang.
Roger's Baby
Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again; Steve secretly signs Snot up for a makeover.
Ninety North, Zero West
The Smiths rescue Steve after he's kidnapped and taken to the North Pole, where Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones needed for an ancient ritual.
A Whole Slotta Love
When Francine finds out that Stan is involved with slot car racing, she becomes less attracted to him. Meanwhile Roger becomes a stewardess and performs comedy routines on planes and gets mad when people find the other stewardess funnier.
The Witches of Langley
Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain popularity at school, meanwhile Stan and Klaus become interested in old '90s music.
A Nice Night for a Drive
Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car after Stan refuses to pay for a life-saving surgery. Steve and his friends prank Roger's Frank character and he terrorizes them for revenge.
Casino Normale
Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a sexy supervillain to incite Stan to be more seductive; Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge on him.
Bazooka Steve
Steve becomes the most hated person in town after he convinces the Bazooka Sharks' star quarterback to quit; Hayley is forced to become a cab driver to pay Roger's gambling debt.
Camp Campawanda
Steve and Snot go to summer camp, but each wants something different out of the experience. Meanwhile, Roger organizes a "Burning Man" in the Smith's backyard for the anniversary of Hayley and Jeff. Stan and Francine get caught up in the celebration.
Julia Rogerts
Roger runs off to a small town--disguised as a Julia Roberts character--after Stan hurts his feelings; when he finds out that Jeff and Barry have never met, Steve plans a meeting.
The Life and Times of Stan Smith
The family gathers to hear the results of Stan's annual physical. The doctor reveals that Stan is not taking care of himself and orders him to live a healthier life, but he's stubborn, so Roger and Francine conspire to scare him with a near-death experience, but he becomes addicted to the near-death experience when he watches his life flash before his eyes. Meanwhile, Klaus takes Steve to tour a university.
The Bitchin' Race
The Smiths participate in a televised race that takes them all over the globe. Stan and Hayley are frustrated that their teammates don't take the race seriously; Steve and Francine try to turn the race into a vacation, while Roger abandons the race to enjoy karaoke. Stan and Hayley abandon their teams and attempt to complete the race on their own. Meanwhile, Klaus watches the race as it unfolds on television.
Family Plan
Francine dreams of having a larger family and wonders if being adopted has affected her view of families. Hayley encourages Francine to track down her birth parents. Francine finds her family and attends a family reunion. At the union, the family patron decides to whittle his large family down by trapping them on the property and forcing them to fight each other. Meanwhile, Stan becomes obsessed with the TV show "American Pickers".
The Long Bomb
Despite poor communication between the two, can Stan and Hayley team up to foil a terrorist plot at the Bazooka Sharks game?
Kloger
Roger is lonely and unhappy as he thinks everyone but him has a stable relationship. Roger tries online dating and ends up on a date with Klaus, who is also looking for love. Klaus and Roger begin a passionate and secret affair, but Roger wants a more serious commitment. Meanwhile, Steve tries to get out of taking the Presidential Fitness Test.
Garbage Stan
The Smith family receives a notice that Grandpa Jack’s storage unit is being auctioned away.
The Talented Mr. Dingleberry
Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show.
West to Mexico
Stan, a wanted man on the run, finds himself in an Arizona town terrorized by Bullock and his clan.
Santa, Schmanta
Roger converts to Judaism and tries to make Hanukkah more popular than Christmas.
Paranoid Frandroid
Roger leads Francine into the twisted world of conspiracy theories; Steve and Klaus help Snot's family move into a new apartment.
The Census of the Lambs
Stan and Hayley compete in collecting data for the US Census; Klaus has Steve and his friends model for his new camera.
Shell Game
Steve tries to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order of birds' egg thieves; Francine buys a new Italian sauce.
The Mural of the Story
Stan discovers that the Langley Falls historical mural has been ruined by graffiti, and convinces the town to allow him to restore it himself.
(You Gotta) Strike for Your Right
Hayley organises a strike in the C.I.A; The family watch Breaking Bad in reverse, and discover the show is hiding a scavenger hunt.
Klaustastrophe.tv
Stan begins to experience crippling separation anxiety; Klaus builds a website and forces the family to participate.
Death by Dinner Party
Francine hosts a dinner party although a serial killer who attacks dinner parties is terrorizing the town.
The Never-Ending Stories
Stan finds the CIA Academy cadets the perfect captive audience for his boring stories; Klaus becomes the hype-man for a famous rapper.
Railroaded
Frustrated with traffic, Stan proposes the town builds a bullet train; Roger pushes Stan to run for Mayor.
My Purity Ball and Chain
When Steve starts acting out his sexual energy, Francine asks Stan to give him the talk, but he makes Steve join a creepy father-daughter celibacy club with him instead. Also, the family builds a water slide in the backyard.
OreTron Trail
Traumatized by The Oregon Trail (1971), Roger becomes concerned about outliving the family, so he fakes his death, spoofs Renegade (1992) and traps the family in the game. Klaus opens a convenience store but becomes paranoid about shoplifters.
Mean Francine
Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor.
One-Woman Swole
Francine becomes a bodybuilder; Klaus claims to have invented the high five.
Flavortown
While trying to find himself, Jeff befriends and eventually becomes possessed by Stan's favorite celebrity chef, Guy Fieri; Klaus and Roger start their own valet business to pick up rich chicks.
Persona Assistant
When a tumor takes Roger out of commission, Stan must take over his different personas; Principal Lewis pressures Steve and the school choir to win by any means necessary.
The Legend of Old Ulysses
Steve gets competitive and turns on his best friend during the father/son events at Possum Lake, the home of the legendary fish-monster called Old Ulysses; Roger pretends to be the local tour guide and becomes more infamous than the fish.
Twinanigans
Steve and Roger restart their career as a twin brother acting duo. The family becomes addicted to a novelty gift shop.
Top of the Steve
After a fight with his dad, Steve goes to an all-girls boarding school. Roger realizes that Steve has become stuck in his own zany spinoff sitcom. Meanwhile, Stan is annoyed by Steve's British replacement.
Funnyish Games
Francine gets obsessed with home security following a break-in; Steve tries Hayley's laid laidback approach to school work.
Fleabiscuit
Hayley feels left behind after Jeff becomes a star dog racing coach; Steve takes advantage of an empty house.
The Future Is Borax
Worried about their bickering, Stan and Francine go to extremes to save their marriage; Roger excels at jingle writing.
Fantasy Baseball
Steve tries to get into baseball to connect with Stan. Roger creates real life drama for Francine after her favorite soap opera is cancelled.
I Am the Jeans: The Gina Lavetti Story
Francine tries to be a better friend to one of Roger's personas; Stan and Steve swap eyebrows.
Stan & Francine & Connie & Ted
Steve regrets introducing his parents to Barry's; Roger goes blind.
Rabbit Ears
Stan gets obsessed with a mysterious 1960s television show after picking up a secondhand TV. Roger decides to live as a baby and the family cares for him.
Jeff and The Dank Ass Weed Factory
In this spoof of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), Jeff wins a tour through a mysterious weed factory and brings Stan, who can't stand potheads, along.
Lost Boys
Roger breaks up Steve's friendship with Snot, Barry, and Toshi; Jeff realizes he has a flair for house flipping and gets Stan, Francine, and Hayley involved.
Shark?!
Stan has Roger pretend to be a shark to help Steve overcome his fears; Hayley's friend Danuta becomes romantically interested in Klaus.
The Long March
Hayley and Jeff become social media influencers; Francine and Steve are haunted by an Uber driver that they rated poorly.
The Hall Monitor and the Lunch Lady
Steve goes undercover as a school hall monitor; Roger and Stan go catatonic after witnessing a grisly escalator accident.
Wild Women Do
Jeff is forced to take Francine out for a not-so-wild night on the town. Klaus forces Steve to watch his celebrity impressions.
An Irish Goodbye
Francine helps Hayley take a break from their marriages; Stan and Jeff pretend to be frontiersmen.
Stompe le Monde
Stan buys the rights to "Stomp: the Musical" after inheriting money from a dead uncle.
Mom Sauce
Steve's life is turned upside down when Snot gets rich after his mom starts selling a new dipping sauce. Klaus, Stan, Roger and Jeff become mall fashion show models.
Hamerican Dad!
Stan reluctantly invites Roger into his ham club; Francine decides to scare Greg.
Demolition Daddy
Snot discovers his dead father was a demolition derby driver; Hayley teaches Steve how to drive.
Pride Before the Fail
Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room; Klaus repairs Francine's car.
Enter Stanman
Roger helps Stan enter Francine's dreams.
No Weddings and a Funeral
Klaus decides to leave the Smith family following one too many insults.
Eight Fires
Roger takes Francine to a remote island to make her a better cook; Stan suffers a strange injury.
The Hand that Rocks the Rogu
Steve babysits Roger's ex-tumor, Rogu, to prove to Francine that he's ready for the responsibility but fails to follow Roger's Gremlins-like rules for taking care of him.
100 Years a Solid Fool
Stan embarrasses himself while on a mission in Colombia.
Downtown
When Hayley's car breaks down, it's up to her to get Steve to his P-PSAT test while avoiding a mob of saleswoman who want to kill them, while Stan, Francine, and Roger explore the new downtown.
Cheek to Cheek: A Stripper's Story
Roger enlists Jeff as his protégé in order to open his dream chivalric strip club. Klaus moves into Steve's room.
A Starboy is Born
Stan abducts The Weeknd to teach Roger a lesson. His plan goes off-the-rails after Roger switches places with The Weeknd. Meanwhile Hayley tries to score with The Weeknd and learns a dark secret about the hip-hop superstar during her plight.
Tapped Out
While preparing to star in a school play about Oedipus, Steve is shocked to discover that Francine is secretly still feeding him breast milk, so she tricks him into thinking that he can't function without it. Chaos ensues.
Brave Noob World
Stan's CIA team must take out a North Korean general at the Overwatch (2016)world tournament with the help of Steve, who thinks they are on a bonding trip, or the world will end. The rest of the family gets trapped in the stairway.
Into the Woods
When Stan sees a middle-school classmate, he feels compelled to right an old wrong; Roger feels a cold coming on.
One Fish, Two Fish
While her family tries to open a coconut, Hayley takes extreme measures to help keep Klaus from being deported.
Exquisite Corpses
Roger, Francine, and Jeff start their own murder-tour-bus business to show the others that they are capable of making money on their own. Meanwhile, a serial killer is loose in Langley Falls.
Trophy Wife, Trophy Life
After Stan is injured, Francine nurses him back to health and he becomes dependent on her; the rest of the family discovers that Tuttle is a Korean-reality-show star.
Game Night
Stan, who hates losing, drags the family to his boss' labyrinth inspired in its entirety by Labyrinth (1986) for family game night; Roger gets some geese to fatten them up and turn them into goose-liver pate'.
American Data?
Steve and the boys take part in Roger's version of the Stanford prison experiment to earn some cash. Meanwhile, Stan deals with the death of his CIA groundskeeper friend.
Salute Your Sllort
Steve's efforts to befriend a Swedish exchange student backfire in a big way. The family calls in an animal behaviorist to deal with Klaus.
Ghost Dad
Stan struggles to cope with his father's untimely death; a simply canoe trip does catastrophic damage to Hayley and Jeff's relationship.
Men II Boyz
Klaus enlists Stan, Roger, and Jeff to join him on a wild bachelor-party weekend.
First, Do No Farm
Concerned that Hayley is too soft-hearted, Stan attempts to make her farm tough by turning the house into an urban homestead.
Roger Needs Dick
When one of Roger's characters falls in love with Dick, it affects the whole family.
The Old Country
While Hayley and Francine go under cover as Sub Hub secret shoppers, Steve pushes Stan to trace the Smith family's ancestry.
Businessly Brunette
Hayley takes off her headband and becomes a businesswoman; Stan plans a party.
The Chilly Thrillies
Francine discovers that she enjoys Roger's ASMR voice, but Roger feels used when he finds out why she's been spending so much time with him and runs away to the still irradiated Chernobyl. An iron rod pierces Steve's skull.
Dammmm, Stan!
Stan goes to great lengths to find the right couple's activity for him and Francine; Hayley and Steve look into some mysterious markings they find on the door frame.
The Last Ride of the Dodge City Rambler
The Smiths take a trip to visit Francine's aunt on an old steam locomotive that gets hijacked.
300
Roger's past comes back to haunt him as American Dad becomes the 25th scripted primetime show in the history of television to reach 300 episodes.
Yule. Tide. Repeat.
After Stan's plan for the perfect Christmas goes terribly, tragically wrong, he's given a magical opportunity to make things right.
Who Smarted?
Worried that he's not smart enough for Hayley, Jeff undergoes an experimental intelligence enhancement procedure at the CIA. Roger recruits Steve to help him harvest snake venom.
Russian Doll
Stan becomes infatuated with a doll that the CIA wants to use to spy on the Russians.
Stan Moves to Chicago
Stan moves to Chicago to become a comic while Steve and Hayley host Roger for a nice night in.
Shakedown Steve
Steve and Jeff try to bond as brothers while the rest of the family visits an escape room.
Klaus and Rogu in Thank God for Loose Rocks: An American Dad! Adventure
When the family goes to a dude ranch, Klaus and Rogu have to work together to survive in the wilderness.
The Wondercabinet
A radio show about new age mysticism gives Steve a new understanding of life; Roger tries to get into the adult film industry.
Little Bonnie Ramirez
After a series of boring personas, Roger goes to great lengths to prove to Francine he still has "his edge."
Dancin' A-With My Cell
Stan tries a new cutting edge parenting approach - DNA splicing.
Mused and Abused
Roger reveals a secret passion to Klaus; Stan and Francine seek revenge on Bazooka Sharks management.
Henderson
Stan's childhood imaginary friend returns to collect a debt; Klaus has a big date and needs a fishbowl upgrade.
Hot Scoomp
Hayley searches for guidance and instead finds a community of "cool butts."
Lumberjerk
Stan is forced to partner with Jeff in a lumberjack competition; Steve, Francine and Snot enter a contest to win a vintage pickup truck.
Stan & Francine & Stan & Francine & Radika
Stan and Francine go back in time to settle an argument.
Flush After Reading
Francine escapes an embarrassing situation before getting lost in a good book (or five) with Roger; Stan reluctantly spends time at the library.
Comb Over: A Hair Piece
Stan finally decides to do something about his secret baldness and enlists the help of Josay Bosay, Roger's famed hair-stylist-to-the-stars persona.
Plot Heavy
After Stan sells off the coveted family plot, the family opens their own cemetery in the backyard with the help of basketball Hall-of-Famer Scottie Pippen.
The Sinister Fate!!
Hayley worries that she's turning into her mother, so looks to a new friend for a role model. Meanwhile Roger conscripts Steve and his friends into his improv group, Pizza Party Weekend.
Dr. Sunderson's SunSuckers
Hayley and Jeff help one of Roger's personas run a solar company.
Family Time
Stan and the family go out to dinner at a buffet restaurant; Roger becomes a flower.
Cry Baby
When Stan realizes he can't cry, he asks Steve to teach him empathy.
Crystal Clear
Stan gets in over his head trying to impress Toshi's dad; Klaus and Jeff head to the country for a weekend getaway.
Steve's Franken Out
When Principal Lewis threatens to cancel science club, Steve takes matters into his own hands in a monstrous way.
Dressed Down
Stan is ashamed to wear casual clothes at a company barbecue.
The Book of Fischer
Stan takes Steve to his favorite barbershop; Jeff keeps a journal to help his bad memory.
A Roger Story
Steve and Snot's friendship is tested by their mothers' argument.
Epic Powder Dump
Stan wants everyone to help him recreate his childhood rustic ski trips; Klaus falls in love with a tech support operator.
American Dad Graffito
Stan tries to bring the 1950s back to Langley to save a beloved restaurant from closing.
Beyond the Alcove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Klaus
Francine becomes jealous of the new and improved Klaus.
A Song of Knives and Fire
Stan and Francine inject some much-needed fire into their relationship.
The Curious Case of the Old Hole
Wheels and the Legman try to hunt down the perpetrators who destroyed Steve's secret swimming hole; Klaus helps an aging Principal Lewis reclaim his confidence.
Langley Dollar Listings
Francine becomes a realtor in the high-end world of real estate.
Gold Top Nuts
The Smith family crash land at a mysterious island that erases their memories.
The Three Fs
Francine's newfound friendship with a frog brings excitement to the whole Smith household; unfortunately it disturbs their neighbor Greg.
Smooshed: A Love Story
Steve goes on a class trip to Philadelphia, where he hopes to fall in love.
The Fast and the Spurious
Roger is forced to confront himself after a series of accidents; Klaus and Jeff bond.
A League of His Own
Steve profiles Stan for an essay contest at school; Francine uses a port-a-potty.
You Are Here
Roger and Steve try to save a dying mall.
I Heard You Wanna Buy Some Speakers
Barry blows out his dad's speakers and Snot helps him replace them; Stan attempts to do a standing backflip.
Hayley Was a Girl Scout?
Stan is forced to co-lead a Girl Scout troop with Hayley while Steve blunders through his fantasy world.
Please Please Jeff
Jeff's people-pleasing nature gets in the way of his relationship with Hayley; Stan wears a confusing costume to the CIA costume party.
Jambalaya
Francine successfully grows a garden, which reminds Roger that he has a recipe for truly authentic jambalaya.
Gernot and Strudel
Hoping to teach Klaus the value of sharing, the Smiths recreate a TV show from his childhood; Roger has a piano recital.
Echoes
Steve starts a work-study program and discovers that nothing is as it seems at Channel 3 News; Roger seeks redemption in the Nashville country music scene.
The Grounch
When Roger has his famous Christmas sex party stolen from him the results are--monstrous; Stan creates a magazine for men.
Fellow Traveler
A lunar misstep sends Roger on an unexpected detour to New Mexico.
The Professor and the Coach
Hayley tries to help Roger write a book.
Viced Principal
Steve and Principal Lewis get caught in a dangerous situation at the school; the rest of the family make an adorable new friend.
The Pleasanting at Smith House
Klaus' friendship with Jeff is threatened by his girlfriend from another dimension.
Stretched Thin
When Jeff learns that the Smiths think he makes poor decisions, he takes a job selling stretchy leggings to prove them wrong.
Better on Paper
Stan discovers anonymous love letters to Francine, leading him to suspect that her secret admirer may threaten their relationship.
Cow I Met Your Moo-ther
The judgmental voice in Hayley's head prevents her from enjoying a girls' night out.
Stan Fixes a Shingle
Francine insists that Steve let her help with his school project.
Saving Face
In an attempt to maintain his "prime," Stan explores some cosmetic solutions that could not go worse.
Frantastic Voyage
Stan goes too far to keep his work friend away from Francine, who is forced to save her new little friend.
A Little Mystery
Hayley gets more than she bargained for when she makes Jeff get a friend to give their relationship a little mystery; Francine tries to grow the world's longest fingernails.
Don't You Be My Neighbor
The Smiths get new neighbors; Roger dreads having to be a little boy's kite for a day.
Productive Panic
Francine becomes an overnight sensation when a famous art dealer discovers her homemade pottery.
Multiverse of American Dadness
Hayley searches for a runaway Steve so they can go to a Shaggy concert.
Z.O.I.N.C.S.
Stan is missing on Halloween night, so his family heads to the spooky, abandoned CIA headquarters to investigate.
A New Era for the Smith House
Klaus housesits for the Smiths while they are away on vacation; Roger investigates the origin of powerful winds plaguing the Eastern Seaboard.
Between a Ring and a Hardass
Social Services threatens to take Steve away from the family when someone files a complaint about Steve's chaotic home life.
Footprints
Stan and Roger go on a mission to leave their mark on humanity; Jeff finally deals with the reality of losing his signature hat.
Steve, Snot, and the Quest for the OG Four Loko
Steve and Snot go on a quest together to find a Four Loko beer to get into a party.
The Pink Sphinx Holds Her Hearts on the Turn
Francine enters the strange and dangerous world of poker in order to learn how to hide her true feelings from Steve and Hayley.
A Little Extra Scratch
Suspicious about Hayley's mysterious newfound wealth, Francine decides to get to the bottom of it; Roger sets out to make Stan an Internet celebrity.
Into the Jingleverse
When Steve gives the family better Christmas gifts than Stan, Stan goes to great lengths to regain his title of "King of Presents."
The Grocery Store Bank
Stan, Francine, and Roger concoct the perfect plan to rob a bank but agree never to do it; peace reigns.
Brown Lotus
Roger takes Haley and Jeff to a luxury spa resort after Haley burns out at work, which leads to a multiple murder on a cruise ship. Meanwhile, the CIA loses its funding and becomes a bakery.
I've Got a Friend in Me
After a freak accident, Stan and Roger end up stuck together in the worst possible way. Klaus contends with an impostor.
Touch the Sun: A Chimborazo Adventure
The family's dream of climbing Mount Everest turns into a nightmare when Stan tries to save a buck and takes them to a different, much cheaper mountain.
Under (and Over, and Beside) the Boardwalk
It's the grand reopening of the old Langley Falls boardwalk, and no one's more pumped than the Smiths.
The Violence of the Clams
Being the only one of his friends to not like a new fast-food restaurant drives Steve to madness; Stan and Francine go on a quest to return mistakenly-delivered mail.
An Adult Woman
After Hayley is deemed a "big child" by The Lady from The Hamster Rescue Society, she gets involved with two Roger personas who have a complicated family dynamic in an effort to prove that she is an adult woman.
Piece by Piece
After a near-fatal interaction with one of Roger's personas, Steve and Stan work together to uncover the persona's mysterious past. Meanwhile, Jeff, Hayley, and Francine explore new hobbies.
Nasty Christmas
Bullock throws a private, star-studded Christmas party the exact night as the CIA work party; Stan and Klaus are determined to get in by any means necessary.
Idiot Rich
Jeff gets a job after the family calls him out for being a mooch. When he unexpectedly strikes it rich, Hayley must protect Jeff from the family's greed.
Killer Mimosa
Hayley scores an internship at Morning Mimosa but finds herself on thin ice when she tries to inject real journalism into the show. Meanwhile, the rest of the family suffers through a ravaging case of food poisoning.
The Legend of Mike Madonia, the Rototiller Man
Francine joins Tuttle's gardening club, but he wants her gone. Meanwhile, the rest of the family practice the power of yes.
The Clearview Motel
Francine and Roger become addicted to peeping on people at a mysterious motel.
The Girl Who Cried Space Jam
Forces of evil beyond human comprehension bully Hayley into doing a Space Jam.
Get Him to the Greek Life Style
Stan attempts to live forever in order to do everything on his bucket list.
The Mystery of the Missing Bazooka Shark Babe
After Danuta goes missing, Hayley joins forces with Wheels and The Legman to investigate the Bazooka Shark Babes' involvement in her friend's mysterious disappearance.
Pork 'n Feelings
To save their marriage, Jeff needs Hayley to open up more to him, but she wants no part in it.
Oh Brothel, Where Art Thou?
After Greg receives a plaque from the local historical society, Stan goes to great lengths to get the same honor; Roger becomes a traveling salesman.
The Sickness
When Rogu comes down with a mysterious illness, the Smiths struggle to find a cure.
Silicon Steve
Steve spends his summer working on an app with some unlikely friends, while the rest of the family become cord-cutters.
Guardian
Stan uses a mothballed military computer to do Steve's math homework, starting the clock toward nuclear annihilation.
What Great Advancements!
An aspiring inventor leaves the Farm to make a go of it in The Big City.
Aw Rats, A Pool Party
The Smiths throw a pool party attended by Francine's sister and Steve's ex when a dead rat is found in the pool.
The Flume Flume Room
Stan struggles to appreciate Francine's niche interest in flume rides.
Powering Through
Stan is determined to prove that there's no illness he can't power through, even if it ends up killing him - and everyone else.
Camera Stan
Stan thinks he has what it takes to thrive on reality TV; Klaus gets himself a Klaus.
Idol Threat
The school bully saves Steve's life at the carnival and is celebrated as a local hero by everyone but Steve.
