
1954 · Comedy · 30 min
Two ex G.I.'s Denny and Steve return home and take a room at the boarding house of the doting Amy Morgan. Also in the house are the young and beautiful Cathy, and Amy's irascible, penny-pinching chiseler brother Earl. The series follows "the boys'" exploits as they try to get rich quick and meet the girls of their dreams while working as vacuum-cleaner salesmen.
House Hunting

Go Home to Your Mother

The Baby-Sitters
While babysitting, Amy is called away and leaves the child in the care of Uncle Earl who promptly delegates the job to Denny and Steve.

Objective Moon

Daniel's Department Store
Denny and Steve wake up early and head down to Daniel's Department Store to apply for jobs. They are hired and go to work as salesman in the sporting goods section. There sales quota for the day $200.00 each...if they can't make it they're fired. It looks bad for the boys until Earl shows up and lets Denny know Amy has a charge account with the store.

50-50

I Can Get It for You Wholesale
Amy is trying to save money to buy a special birthday for Katy and Denny and Steve try to provide their brand of dubious assistance.

A Visit from Steve's Mother

Turkey Dinner
The boys burn Amy's turkey dinner and end up having to prepare a replacement meal...using only potatoes.

Denny Buys a Steer

The Boys Redecorate the Attic

A Date for Mrs. Morgan

The Closet

The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
Denny and Steve serve as unwitting stooges for jewel thieves.

Denny's Big Night

There Is a Santa Claus
Earl gets a part-time job as Santa Claus in a nearby department store.

The Driver's License
Mrs. Morton is stopped by a policeman for over-parking, and discovers that she doesn't have a license with her. The boys come to her rescue.

A Job for Kathy

The Surprise Party
Mrs. Morgan is responsible for planning her club's next event but is feeling under the weather. Denny and Steve try to help but get the instructions wrong and the gathering takes an unexpected turn.

The Missing Stamp

The Borrowed TV Set
Denny and Steve borrow the Sanders' television set while they are on vacation.

Kathy's Former Boyfriend
Denny pretends to be Kathy's husband when her former boyfriend shows up on their doorstep.

Friendship

The Engagement Ring

Winter Sports
Keeping up with Vera and Katy, two sports fanatics, is wearing Denny and Steve out. Steve's ego won't admit defeat and he invents a story that he and Denny are great skiers. To save face the boys are forced to prove it.

The Night Watchman
Denny and Steve find Earl a job as a night watchman.

Foster Father
Denny undertakes the responsibility of helping support Jacques, a French war orphan. Through a misunderstanding Jacques arrives in the United States in Denny's doorstep.

Tijuana

Kathy Goes to New York

The Matchmakers

The Hospital
Earl protests the high cost of house calls and the boys wind up in the doctor's office getting more than they bargained for.

The Boys Clean House

Formal for Amy

Denny Sings
Denny tries to launch a career as a night club singer.

Three Hungry Men
Amy's health food diet sends the boys out in the middle of the night in pursuit of some 'real' food.

The Missing Husband
Denny encounters a woman who claims that they were married during the Second World War.

The Inheritance

The Parakeet

The Easy Chair

Call Michigan 4099
The boys suspect Amy of shoplifting.

Hay Burner
Denny buys what he thinks is a race horse.

Fortune Hunters
A former girlfriend of Earl's pays him a visit. He learns that she has a daughter, she's rich and she's recently widowed.

The Paper Drive
Denny and Steve assist a youngster collect paper for his school.

Hash House
The boys are talked into buying a diner.

A Birthday for Earl
On his birthday, Earl is given a party with a "This Is Your Life" theme.

The Girl Friend

Man's Best Friend
The boys adopt a hound dog.

Double Date
Denny and Steve agree to go on a double date with two beautiful sisters.

High Pressure
Denny and Steve try to sell a large shipment of vacuum cleaners.

The Movie Star
The boys meet a ex-movie star trying to make ends meet by selling vacuum cleaners.

The Crystal Ball

The Big Game
Steve desperate tries to find tickets for a big football game.

The Private Line
Tired of sharing a phone with the rest of the boarding house residents, Denny and Steve decide to have a phone with a private line installed in their room

The Fabulous Foundling
Denny and Steve fall for a beautiful woman who is renting a room from Earl.

Hawaiian Holiday

The Elusive Dime

Beauty Contest
After Steve learns that the event includes a beauty contest, his resentment at being asked to chair the event disappears.

The Lady and the Painting
Steve meets a pretty French art student and promptly falls in love.

House Guest
Denny and Steve invite an old Army buddy and his wife to stay at Amy's.

The Square Circle
Steve goes into training to become a professional boxer.

Smog Gets in Your Eyes
Denny and Steve suffer when Los Angeles is blanketed by a thick layer of persistent smog.

Screen Test
Denny and Steve inflict themselves on a Hollywood talent scout.

Renee and the Survey

Bachelor Party
The night before a friend's wedding, the boys decide to throw a bachelor party in his honor.

The Voice
Amy asks the boys to call the local red cross and cancel her appointment. When Denny calls he is stunned by the sexy voice that answers. He doesn't get her name but decides he must meet her. Steve also calls for Amy and he too hears the alluring voice not knowing that Earl is eavesdropping on the line. Soon all three head down to the red cross to meet 'The Voice'. But matching the voice to the person is not as easy as they thought it would be.

All for Amy
It's Amy's birthday and the boys have a great day planned. Beginning at 7 am with breakfast in bed followed by hat shopping, amusement park, bowling alley and pool hall. The only trouble is Amy doesn't like any of those things. Amy's birthday is an unmitigated disaster as they force everything on her without listening to anything she wants. The final straw is dinner at a fancy French restaurant where Earl and Denny can't understand anything on the menu.

Private Eyes
In order to make some extra money, Denny and Steve work part-time as private eyes and get into more trouble than they bargained for.

Glamour Doll
Denny is out of town and Tommy is hanging out with the boys when Amy tells them that a studio rep. called and wants to use their house to shoot a scene. The boys aren't impressed until they find out the picture stars Caroline Cabot...a blonde bombshell. When they meet her the boys all try and impress her and decide they don't think the script is right for her. Much to the director's dismay the boys attempt to supervise the shoot.

Kid Sister
Steve loves his new girlfriend but hates her annoying kid sister who insists on making a pest of herself.

The Raffle Ticket
Denny buys a raffle ticket and is declared the contest winner, winning a trailer in the process.

The Return of Caroline
A movie star searching for a husband decides that Denny is matrimonial material.

The Palm Springs Story
Denny and Steve invite Amy to join them in Palm Springs for the weekend.

The Yachting Party
While trying to impress two beautiful woman, Denny and Steve make exaggerated claims about their yachting abilities.

Operation for Earl
Earl is terrified about his upcoming operation - he's having his tonsils removed.

Old Soldiers Never Die
Denny and Steve find themselves re-inducted into the Army after telling their old Army tales to an officer.

The Charity Drive
Amy asks Denny and Steve to assist her to raise money for charity.

Passport for Amy
Denny and Steve try to help Amy prepare for her trip to England.

The Housekeeper
A bossy housekeeper takes over when Amy goes on vacation.
